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  • 47 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:30pm
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    lol 2:21 i get fucked plenty i just dont appreciate being called a slut when the men i know are far more whore-ish than i am

  • 43 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35pm
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    it is actually sleep day....no lie.

  • 41 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:14pm
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    Girls with daddy issues...sheesh.

  • 40 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:23pm
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    Love me some easy girls, except that troll that tried to corner me New Year's Eve. I was loaded and still said no, man she must of been horrendous.

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:19pm
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    so everyone is calling that miller lite girl a slut but let me guess everyones gonna call this guy a pimp... fucking men and their double standards

  • 37 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31pm
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    where is 917, i'm moving

  • 38 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:21pm
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    It's actually impossible to miss while shooting in a barrel with a shotgun mythbusters did it

    • 3 2
      Submitted by SlytherinChick on Nov 8, 11 at 2:04am
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      That is not what they concluded. They find\nfound it very difficult to hit the fish but determined that the force of the bullet entering the water was enough to kill the fish.

      • 5 1
        Submitted by SlytherinChick on Nov 8, 11 at 2:05am
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        Sorry for the grammatical error... Thought I'd deleted it, apparently my phone lied to me :(

  • 36 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:10pm
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    On Father's day girls seek more attention from their dads and if they lack fathers they seek it from other men. Jackpot!

  • 38 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:49pm
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    FUCK NEW YORK?? Woah Woah Woah... I am from New York and not everyone is trashy! So fuck you! You must be from the south... Fiugres red neck hill Billy... NYC! The best city in the world!! PEACE and fathers day?? Really?? MY FUCKING DAD PASSED AWAY YOU Bitch!!

  • 35 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:57pm
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    @2:31, 917 is an NYC area code @2:59, Staten Island is where the cast of Jersey Shore is from, nuff said.

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:37pm
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    @ 4:09 - yes, Boston is a shithole

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:59pm
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    Staten island=) great place! Wooohoooo

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:43am
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    yessir...there are a lot of girls out on January 1 sad about not getting their pussy stuffed on new year's eve. Easy pickings for sure

  • 32 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:22pm
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    5:47 ... I like you ...

  • 32 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:20am
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    This text is funny...in America.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:42pm
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    God wish I was 30 years younger and had a dick that worked.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:09pm
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    First off 2 of them were from staten island and the trashy one left the show... And just because 2 people go on tv and act like that does not mean the rest of the people living here are trashy... Thank you very much... All of you ignorant people who create these stereo types... I'm sure there are trashy girls in Boston ... Does that mean all of Boston is trashy?

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:24pm
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    8:38 you're a dickhead

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:02pm
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    what's special about father's day? (relevant to hooking up, I mean)

    • 25 32
      Submitted by foppery on Jan 17, 10 at 12:27pm
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      If I'm right, girls with Daddy issues. AKA: my Daddy doesn't love me, and I have sex with any man to feel love which I can't receive from my father. Not in a twisted "I wanna fuck my dad" way. They just mistake sex for love.

  • 28 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:20pm
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    D: Still, high five to you, sir.

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:40pm
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    staten island has the highest smoking, HIV and heroin addiction rates in new york city. it's a shit hole.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:10pm
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    hahaha...nothing easier than a woman with daddy issues!!! My Favorite!

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:57pm
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    Father's Day, what?? How about St. Valentine's Day if you want a sexy holiday.

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:30pm
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    hah, maybe cuz there were surprisingly few awesome parties new year's eve in the city.... i def regretted not hooking up, but i didn't even have a damn opportunity.

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:14am
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    7:51 I bet you're a fuckin hick and you wish you live in ny.

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