bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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