After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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