i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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