3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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