I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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