He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Ba ha ha ha I love this sounds like the jerk sitting next to me right now
i see that a lot of us had the same ex-boyfriend
Aww, you've met my ex-boyfriend.
Finally one from 615.
You might want to talk about me but you can't get away from the huge cock
Are you my boyfriend's "working late"?
How the fuck does this have anything to do with drunk txting?
This is the sort of cleverness that pleases me indescribably to find on TFLN.
All I got out of this text was "ass" and "fat"
Omg...I think I know this person..love it so true
i've had one of my REAL texts posted. it was just a really, really good one :]
i love this one! 2:05 said it perfectly
Wow that describes my ex to a tee
LOL @ the submitter putting the zip code where the area code is supposed to go. you're either retarded or you were still drunk.
I love this! Nick Folkes all the way!
You should eat your way there.
He probably has a chode
Girls like assholes because the vibe they put off subconsciously says to a girl "I act this way because I can back it up with how good I am in bed, plus this makes him seem confident and that's attractive", I'd guess about 20% of assholes though are just bitter with penis envy...
He peed in your but didn't you
10:04 This whole thing is fake anyways. I don't know anyone who has actually had their real texts posted!
fucker i wanted first
Is he an ass, or under asses?
Good qualities... Like his huge cock?
9:15 Not if it's small with an ugly birthmark!
Ppl who think any texts are real are dumb
THIS is your cock in my moms pussy. Wait what?
First text I've read that described a guy so well, it made me look at the area code to figure out if could possibly be the person it made me think of. I still wouldn't be surprised if it was. lol
Wow...i see you have met or known 99.99999999% of the same guys I have. All the guys I know that this describes have either been a member of my family or have broken my heart or someone close to me heart. Amazingly epic win of a text!!!!!!