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  • i see that a lot of us had the same ex-boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Ba ha ha ha I love this sounds like the jerk sitting next to me right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:32am
  • Aww, you've met my ex-boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Finally one from 615.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:50pm
  • You might want to talk about me but you can't get away from the huge cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:10am
  • Are you my boyfriend's "working late"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:21pm
  • How the fuck does this have anything to do with drunk txting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:04pm
  • This is the sort of cleverness that pleases me indescribably to find on TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:05am
  • All I got out of this text was "ass" and "fat"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:51pm
  • i love this one! 2:05 said it perfectly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:56am
  • Omg...I think I know this person..love it so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Wow that describes my ex to a tee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:51pm
  • lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:02pm
  • LOL @ the submitter putting the zip code where the area code is supposed to go. you're either retarded or you were still drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:13pm
  • i've had one of my REAL texts posted. it was just a really, really good one :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:45pm
  • I love this! Nick Folkes all the way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:39pm
  • You should eat your way there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:36pm
  • He probably has a chode

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Girls like assholes because the vibe they put off subconsciously says to a girl "I act this way because I can back it up with how good I am in bed, plus this makes him seem confident and that's attractive", I'd guess about 20% of assholes though are just bitter with penis envy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:08am
  • He peed in your but didn't you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:57pm
  • is this... about me? fuck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:15am
  • 10:04 This whole thing is fake anyways. I don't know anyone who has actually had their real texts posted!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:05pm
  • fucker i wanted first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Is he an ass, or under asses?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Good qualities... Like his huge cock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:27pm
  • 9:15 Not if it's small with an ugly birthmark!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Ppl who think any texts are real are dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:21pm
  • THIS is your cock in my moms pussy. Wait what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:46pm
  • First text I've read that described a guy so well, it made me look at the area code to figure out if could possibly be the person it made me think of. I still wouldn't be surprised if it was. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:25am
  • Wow...i see you have met or known 99.99999999% of the same guys I have. All the guys I know that this describes have either been a member of my family or have broken my heart or someone close to me heart. Amazingly epic win of a text!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:25am
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