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  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:34pm

    i see that a lot of us had the same ex-boyfriend

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:10am

    You might want to talk about me but you can't get away from the huge cock

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:02pm

    lol

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:32am

    Ba ha ha ha I love this sounds like the jerk sitting next to me right now

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:51pm

    All I got out of this text was "ass" and "fat"

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:04pm

    Aww, you've met my ex-boyfriend.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:50pm

    Finally one from 615.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:56am

    i love this one! 2:05 said it perfectly

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:04pm

    How the fuck does this have anything to do with drunk txting?

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:11pm

    He probably has a chode

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:51pm

    Wow that describes my ex to a tee

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:21pm

    Are you my boyfriend's "working late"?

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:45pm

    i've had one of my REAL texts posted. it was just a really, really good one :]

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:08am

    Girls like assholes because the vibe they put off subconsciously says to a girl "I act this way because I can back it up with how good I am in bed, plus this makes him seem confident and that's attractive", I'd guess about 20% of assholes though are just bitter with penis envy...

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:12pm

    Omg...I think I know this person..love it so true

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:21pm

    Ppl who think any texts are real are dumb

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:05am

    This is the sort of cleverness that pleases me indescribably to find on TFLN.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:27pm

    Good qualities... Like his huge cock?

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:15am

    is this... about me? fuck...

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:24pm

    Is he an ass, or under asses?

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:52pm

    9:15 Not if it's small with an ugly birthmark!

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:57pm

    He peed in your but didn't you

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:05pm

    10:04 This whole thing is fake anyways. I don't know anyone who has actually had their real texts posted!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:39pm

    I love this! Nick Folkes all the way!

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:23pm

    fucker i wanted first

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:46pm

    THIS is your cock in my moms pussy. Wait what?

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:36pm

    You should eat your way there.

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:13pm

    LOL @ the submitter putting the zip code where the area code is supposed to go. you're either retarded or you were still drunk.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:25am

    First text I've read that described a guy so well, it made me look at the area code to figure out if could possibly be the person it made me think of. I still wouldn't be surprised if it was. lol

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:25am

    Wow...i see you have met or known 99.99999999% of the same guys I have. All the guys I know that this describes have either been a member of my family or have broken my heart or someone close to me heart. Amazingly epic win of a text!!!!!!