He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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i see that a lot of us had the same ex-boyfriend
Ba ha ha ha I love this sounds like the jerk sitting next to me right now
Finally one from 615.
This is the sort of cleverness that pleases me indescribably to find on TFLN.
You might want to talk about me but you can't get away from the huge cock
How the fuck does this have anything to do with drunk txting?
Aww, you've met my ex-boyfriend.
All I got out of this text was "ass" and "fat"
i love this one! 2:05 said it perfectly
Are you my boyfriend's "working late"?
Wow that describes my ex to a tee
LOL @ the submitter putting the zip code where the area code is supposed to go. you're either retarded or you were still drunk.
i've had one of my REAL texts posted. it was just a really, really good one :]
He probably has a chode
Omg...I think I know this person..love it so true
I love this! Nick Folkes all the way!
He peed in your but didn't you
Is he an ass, or under asses?
Girls like assholes because the vibe they put off subconsciously says to a girl "I act this way because I can back it up with how good I am in bed, plus this makes him seem confident and that's attractive", I'd guess about 20% of assholes though are just bitter with penis envy...
9:15 Not if it's small with an ugly birthmark!
You should eat your way there.
10:04 This whole thing is fake anyways. I don't know anyone who has actually had their real texts posted!
Good qualities... Like his huge cock?
Ppl who think any texts are real are dumb
fucker i wanted first
THIS is your cock in my moms pussy. Wait what?
First text I've read that described a guy so well, it made me look at the area code to figure out if could possibly be the person it made me think of. I still wouldn't be surprised if it was. lol
Wow...i see you have met or known 99.99999999% of the same guys I have. All the guys I know that this describes have either been a member of my family or have broken my heart or someone close to me heart. Amazingly epic win of a text!!!!!!