just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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If I need blood I don't give a fuck if it's got some coke in it. Better alive and coked up than dead and sober. First, best, and last. Thanks for donating.
10:00 - Depending on what the revolution stands for, I'm in.
Yall are assuming that it's a line of coke...
sad thing is thats my card of choice too haha
846. They test for aids and other stds dumbass. You would know if you donate blood. Thanks for not helping
They Also ask if you do drugs
We're no strangers to love.
YAYYY!!!! what a great time! I tend to use my old high school ID.. no use for anything else.
Yeah, 9:16. Shockingly, you can't donate blood when you have a terminal disease in which one method it spreads is by blood transfusion.
The fuck do you mean, probably?
omg i have so done that before lol
Hey dumbasses, of course cocaine goes into your circulatory system when snorted: "Snorting is inhaling cocaine powder through the nose where it is absorbed into the bloodstream through the nasal tissues"
From my nursing textbook.
...I've totally done that as well...so it goes
haha. i use my blood donor card as a line splitter too.
809 snorting coke doesn't get into your blood system that's only by shooting it goes into the blood. Nice try tho fuckface
BEEEEEEEEEN there. and i agree with 12:28
In Soviet Russia, society is a productive member of YOU
hhshaahahah this rules
The line between high functioning member of society and pathetic waste of life is a bit too thin to be a justifiable pastime.
haha, my card of choice!
everybody's got their own thing, you people need to get the hell over it and stop judging.
you all know youve got your own habits too- who are you to judge the legitimacy of someone else's?
Wow. What a cooool life you have! ...not.
wow....thats kinda fucked up man, not gonna lie
ive done the saaaame thing.
and to everyone who has a problem with that, LETS HOPE YOU DONT GET MY BLOOD!!
Coke Zero is where it's at.
funny thing is... my roommate came back last weekend and told me someone borrowed her blood donor card to do this same thing...
Stick wit da green bruhhh u don't need no cocaineeeee
I would just like to point out that the OP said that he or she WAS ONCE a productive member of society...meaning that he or she used to give blood back in the day, but now does coke, not that the doing of the coke and the giving of the blood were happeneing simultaneously. Just saying...
8:09 - loosen up it's not like they would transfuse the blood without testing it first... this is actually a decently funny text, laught, or don't, and move on....
LMAO GET A LIFE AND STOP SHITTALKING THE DRUGGIES. IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO YOUR BODY THAN ALCOHOL AND SEX WITH UR CHEAP CHEERLEADER FLOOZIES. plus, ive had all the cheerleaders and they just lay there like a dead fish.. WTF IS UP WITH THAT?!?! I blam all you NONDRUGGIE JOCK COCK SUCKERS
i don't mess with coke that's baby powder. thought yu had a problem. lol let me know when yu wana hang with the big kids. yeee.
837 your blood isn't tainted or messed up If you snort coke and who the fuck gives blood after doing coke? Nobody. And if you have aids you really probably can't even donate blood.