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  • If I need blood I don't give a fuck if it's got some coke in it. Better alive and coked up than dead and sober. First, best, and last. Thanks for donating. -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:46pm
  • 846. They test for aids and other stds dumbass. You would know if you donate blood. Thanks for not helping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:12pm
  • sad thing is thats my card of choice too haha

    Submitted by comrad206 on Nov 9, 10 at 12:57am
  • 10:00 - Depending on what the revolution stands for, I'm in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:59pm
  • They Also ask if you do drugs

    Submitted by lawlface on Oct 2, 11 at 11:31pm
  • Yall are assuming that it's a line of coke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:28pm
  • We're no strangers to love. -Rick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:31pm
  • ...I've totally done that as well...so it goes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:06pm
  • YAYYY!!!! what a great time! I tend to use my old high school ID.. no use for anything else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:13pm
  • In Soviet Russia, society is a productive member of YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:42am
  • 809 snorting coke doesn't get into your blood system that's only by shooting it goes into the blood. Nice try tho fuckface

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:14pm
  • omg i have so done that before lol

    Submitted by 2drunk2day on Jan 26, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Hey dumbasses, of course cocaine goes into your circulatory system when snorted: "Snorting is inhaling cocaine powder through the nose where it is absorbed into the bloodstream through the nasal tissues" From my nursing textbook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:11pm
  • hhshaahahah this rules

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04am
  • haha, my card of choice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:10pm
  • haha. i use my blood donor card as a line splitter too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Wow. What a cooool life you have! ...not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:06pm
  • The line between high functioning member of society and pathetic waste of life is a bit too thin to be a justifiable pastime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:04pm
  • BEEEEEEEEEN there. and i agree with 12:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:03am
  • Yeah, 9:16. Shockingly, you can't donate blood when you have a terminal disease in which one method it spreads is by blood transfusion. The fuck do you mean, probably?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:59pm
  • everybody's got their own thing, you people need to get the hell over it and stop judging. you all know youve got your own habits too- who are you to judge the legitimacy of someone else's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:32pm
  • ive done the saaaame thing. and to everyone who has a problem with that, LETS HOPE YOU DONT GET MY BLOOD!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:28am
  • wow....thats kinda fucked up man, not gonna lie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:24pm
  • funny thing is... my roommate came back last weekend and told me someone borrowed her blood donor card to do this same thing...

    Submitted by lolly2369 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:33am
  • Stick wit da green bruhhh u don't need no cocaineeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:42am
  • Coke Zero is where it's at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:50pm
  • I would just like to point out that the OP said that he or she WAS ONCE a productive member of society...meaning that he or she used to give blood back in the day, but now does coke, not that the doing of the coke and the giving of the blood were happeneing simultaneously. Just saying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:35pm
  • 8:09 - loosen up it's not like they would transfuse the blood without testing it first... this is actually a decently funny text, laught, or don't, and move on....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:15pm
  • LMAO GET A LIFE AND STOP SHITTALKING THE DRUGGIES. IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO YOUR BODY THAN ALCOHOL AND SEX WITH UR CHEAP CHEERLEADER FLOOZIES. plus, ive had all the cheerleaders and they just lay there like a dead fish.. WTF IS UP WITH THAT?!?! I blam all you NONDRUGGIE JOCK COCK SUCKERS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 837 your blood isn't tainted or messed up If you snort coke and who the fuck gives blood after doing coke? Nobody. And if you have aids you really probably can't even donate blood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:16pm
  • i don't mess with coke that's baby powder. thought yu had a problem. lol let me know when yu wana hang with the big kids. yeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:10am