the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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