im gay
i know
yea but for you.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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