I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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