She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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I bet she'll give you more sex and more breakfast the longer you "play" her boyfriend.
"IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Shit if she's any good, and cute, I'd take it. That's fucking wife material if she keeps it up
Soooo that's not a one night stand, genius.
RUN! For the love of God, RUN!
The way to a man's heart is his stomach... And anal
You're a fucking idiot.
Parents, boyfriend, and daddy. Oh yeah ... she won't tell you the last part until the trap has sprung! Run Forrest Run!
way to keep it classy Wyoming