About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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