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  • ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:54pm
  • how much sperm could a sperm whale sperm if a sperm whale spermed whale sperm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because licking her elbow was over the limit of annoying things she was willing to deal with! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:46pm
  • ROLLLLLLLLL TIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:04pm
  • OHHH I just got all warm and fuzzy inside...oh wait that was outside.... Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Top O The Rock Roxy. U ever get your roxx of on top of a skyscraper?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:00pm
  • OMG really?! I think I'm tearing up over here 2:53. Please all you have to do is say those four words and I'm your sex slave forever! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:02pm
  • That's Quacktastic!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Your loss for not letting him. Elbow licking is the epitomy of any relationship!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Does Jeff enjoy pretzels?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around? You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke. Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Buuut before we tie the knot I gotta test drive the ride

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Charles Rutherford has hereby changed the word "Taint" to "Ass Neck" lick it you cunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Jeff, what the fucks her elbow have to do with shit?....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Go barely beat tn. Oh wait u already did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Touch my prostate, woman?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Roxie, I can virtual lick your elbow. Not Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Roxy how will I know it's you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Roxy, forreal I'll roll naked in hot coals just to listen to you piss in a tin cup over the phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Eyebrow singular? If you were standing next to Whoopi Goldberg, and Brook Shields, there would only be two eyebrows for six eyes. Yikes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:54pm
  • ew.... that's really creepy and just made me throw up in my mouth a bit....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 1:42, do us all a favor and jump off a building

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Awesome! I always say that too. Can't buy the car without a test drive. We sha'll test drive then! If I'm satisfied, you'll get your sex slave! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Obama probably smells like a bucket of KFC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Yo Roxy, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to finger fuck your shadow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:53pm
  • You know you can get herpes in the eye if they have it on their mouth. Haha herpe eye. (404)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:35pm
  • It is. And I can eat a peach for hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Nice Roxy, I'll get the broken glass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:36pm
  • you used the term deal breaker.... that's a deal breaker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:12pm
  • not Roxy, Can you virtually lick my clit instead. That would be amazing. ((Moaning)) Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 3:13, YES! I thought you'd never ask! Where shall we meet?! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Roxy, I'd love to lick your clit so much I'd take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. A different Not Roxey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Two 30 Rock references and a Face/Off line later and this thread was still a waste of my fucking time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:27am
  • To the 34 people who liked this... What the fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:53pm
  • 5:50, You'll know its me b/c i'm short with blond hair, glasses, i kind of look like tylor swift Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:42am
  • you must have hot eyebrows, dont make fun of him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:00am
  • not Roxy, Aw so romantic! I'm down. Let's set up our virtual coffee date. A different Not Roxey, When they don't call me Roxy the call me Fertile Mertile! I already have one kid. I politely decline your offer. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:15pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:23pm
  • I need to hear those four little words first... (I'm kind of an old fashioned girl) Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Finger fuck your shadow?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Hmm, no but that sounds exhilarating! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Roxy: When you un-tuck your nuts, I'll be there to massage them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:50pm
  • ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Good enough. Heard ur heading to the city next month. We'll meet there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Way too fast for me, hafta virtually have coffee, virtually walk in the moonlight. Then bump ugly not Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:10pm
  • i would laugh my ass off if roxy was actaully a diesel black guy. Scott-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:59am
  • That's soo fucking weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Wow, word gets around doesn't? Well the agenda is FAO Schwartz and Rockefeller center and central park so where would you like to meet? Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I can lick my own elbow. I like to lick things. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Lmao Jeff is way cooler than the guy who tries to explain what he was like in jr high. I bet he used to beat your ass back then huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Wanna know how I got these scars??? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Elbow, eyebrow same difference. if you can lick your own you are golden.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:50pm
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't lick your eyebrow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:27pm
  • He's a dumbass. He's supposed to lick his OWN eyebrow as a show of oral prowess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:47pm
  • That's totally weird. Would be a deal breaker for me too! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:44pm
  • gotta win them over somehow...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:14am
  • i'm pretty sure this is a reference to MLIA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:01pm
  • poor guy just read that off MLIA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:21am
  • hahaha I thought I was the only one who that happened to. my boyfriend tried to do that. it's so odd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Why would it be a deal breaker?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:27am