he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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how much sperm could a sperm whale sperm if a sperm whale spermed whale sperm?
Your loss for not letting him. Elbow licking is the epitomy of any relationship!
Does Jeff enjoy pretzels?
OMG really?! I think I'm tearing up over here 2:53. Please all you have to do is say those four words and I'm your sex slave forever!
OHHH I just got all warm and fuzzy inside...oh wait that was outside....
Oh I get it! It's funny because licking her elbow was over the limit of annoying things she was willing to deal with!
Top O The Rock Roxy. U ever get your roxx of on top of a skyscraper?
Charles Rutherford has hereby changed the word "Taint" to "Ass Neck" lick it you cunt!
Roxy, forreal I'll roll naked in hot coals just to listen to you piss in a tin cup over the phone.
Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around?
You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke.
Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.
Jeff, what the fucks her elbow have to do with shit?....
Buuut before we tie the knot I gotta test drive the ride
Go barely beat tn. Oh wait u already did
Touch my prostate, woman?
It is. And I can eat a peach for hours.
Roxie, I can virtual lick your elbow.
Roxy how will I know it's you
Nice Roxy, I'll get the broken glass
you used the term deal breaker.... that's a deal breaker
Eyebrow singular? If you were standing next to Whoopi Goldberg, and Brook Shields, there would only be two eyebrows for six eyes. Yikes.
ew.... that's really creepy and just made me throw up in my mouth a bit....
1:42, do us all a favor and jump off a building
Awesome! I always say that too. Can't buy the car without a test drive. We sha'll test drive then! If I'm satisfied, you'll get your sex slave!
Obama probably smells like a bucket of KFC
3:13, YES! I thought you'd never ask! Where shall we meet?!
Can you virtually lick my clit instead. That would be amazing. ((Moaning))
Two 30 Rock references and a Face/Off line later and this thread was still a waste of my fucking time.
To the 34 people who liked this... What the fuck
Yo Roxy, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to finger fuck your shadow.
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I'd love to lick your clit so much I'd take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
A different Not Roxey
you must have hot eyebrows, dont make fun of him
You know you can get herpes in the eye if they have it on their mouth. Haha herpe eye. (404)
When you un-tuck your nuts, I'll be there to massage them.
I need to hear those four little words first... (I'm kind of an old fashioned girl)
That's cool, but I wouldn't lick your eyebrow.
Aw so romantic! I'm down. Let's set up our virtual coffee date.
A different Not Roxey,
When they don't call me Roxy the call me Fertile Mertile! I already have one kid. I politely decline your offer.
5:50, You'll know its me b/c i'm short with blond hair, glasses, i kind of look like tylor swift
Finger fuck your shadow?
Way too fast for me, hafta virtually have coffee, virtually walk in the moonlight.
Then bump ugly
That's soo fucking weird
He's a dumbass. He's supposed to lick his OWN eyebrow as a show of oral prowess.
I can lick my own elbow. I like to lick things.
Elbow, eyebrow same difference. if you can lick your own you are golden.
Hmm, no but that sounds exhilarating!
Good enough. Heard ur heading to the city next month. We'll meet there
i would laugh my ass off if roxy was actaully a diesel black guy.
Wow, word gets around doesn't? Well the agenda is FAO Schwartz and Rockefeller center and central park so where would you like to meet?
Wanna know how I got these scars???
Lmao Jeff is way cooler than the guy who tries to explain what he was like in jr high. I bet he used to beat your ass back then huh?
i'm pretty sure this is a reference to MLIA
gotta win them over somehow...
That's totally weird. Would be a deal breaker for me too!
poor guy just read that off MLIA.
hahaha I thought I was the only one who that happened to. my boyfriend tried to do that. it's so odd.
Why would it be a deal breaker?