they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
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