Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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