happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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