And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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