Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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