Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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