i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
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270 is all of western kentucky
You realize that whatever movie he's in, if he didn't appear in the movie, it wouldn't be affected in any which way. Worse actor ever.
he's hot no matter how old he is!!!
say man, you got a joint? it'd be a lot cooler if you did...
dazed and confused ftw
matt lives the good life. clearly.
"wipe that face off your head bitch" --- best Parker Posey line EVER
If you're the McConaghey of the party you must be the most awesome person there. True story.
They keep stayin' the same age!
what's sad, is i'm the one who sent this, and i'm a girl. and i had my shirt on partly.
Failure To Launch is the greatest film ever made
Paducah, is that you?
'mcconaghey' is a name I would never be able to type while drunk ...or sober
Do yo still have your shirt on?
you just gotta keep on livin man, l-i-v-i-n
5:08...if he's still got a shirt on, he can't be Matthew Mcconadkfjhgh- his movies are so terrible he can't afford them.
Hell Yes Dazed and Confused..
Best movie ever!!
And why in the hell does everyone think 270 is bowling green..hello 270 is the area code to more than one city...reality check..
LICK ME!! ALL OF YOU!!
bahaha i sent that. i didn't spell it right though, they changed it for me.
Alright Alright Alright
That's what I love about highschool girls, I keep gettin older and they stay the same age
you also realize that he really doesnt have to do shit except make terrible movies, work out, and he still gets shit tons of money and women...the life indeed ,god bless the man
greatest movie ever!
hahahahahah i love the movie dazed and confused and im not to old but ussually high hahahah