Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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