Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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