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  • 82 20
    Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 22, 11 at 2:25pm
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    Plan B is way cheaper than child support. Pony up.

  • 71 22
    Submitted by xandrasm on Apr 22, 11 at 2:42pm
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    Well this standoff can't last more than 72 hours or you'll be paying much more so I'd suggest getting a move on...

  • 55 24
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 22, 11 at 5:20pm
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    So wrap it next time. An ounce of prevention....

  • 43 14
    Submitted by playin on Apr 22, 11 at 3:23pm
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    Just give in already. Trust me it's worth it.

  • 42 24
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 22, 11 at 4:24pm
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    It's $45 you cheap bastard. Next time wear a condom, our at least pull out.

  • 38 19
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 22, 11 at 6:01pm
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    She already took it, she just wants you to contribute for your joint mistake.

  • 32 19
    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Apr 23, 11 at 5:46am
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    maybe I'm wrong, but I read this as she doesn't want to use plan b, and they're on an argument about what to do

  • 54 77
    Submitted by duckdown on Apr 22, 11 at 3:42pm
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    tell her she either pays for plan b now or she will fall down a flight of stairs soon. her choice

  • 25 24
    Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 24, 11 at 12:32pm
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    Just wait a few weeks and give her a big swift kick to the lower midsection. With a steel toed boot. At the top of a staircase. A really long staircase.

  • 25 24
    Submitted by SALIA on Apr 23, 11 at 6:59am
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    Duckdown, that's awful!

  • 22 20
    Submitted by uchicago on Apr 23, 11 at 8:03pm
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    Wear a condom douchebag... Hope she didn't have herpes

  • 23 25
    Submitted by wnicolson144 on Apr 22, 11 at 4:50pm
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    That means she's winning!

  • 17 14
    Submitted by Xatu on Apr 25, 11 at 4:41pm
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    Falcon punch that fetus, for the good of mankind!

  • 19 25
    Submitted by nautical916 on Apr 23, 11 at 3:46pm
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    Yeah stupid she is trying to get knocked up and have a good excuse... Just sayin

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