Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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