idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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