we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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