I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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you are a drunken super hero!
ah truth or dare...good times
Considering the unnecessary gymnastics moves, I think the OP means he was trying to sleep with the guy he talked to
Brownie point fail.
FAP FAP FAP SPLOOOOGE :/