I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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