ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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