we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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