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  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:22pm

    i am so sick of girls being called sluts because we are finally open and willing to do the things that all men have been doing for hundreds if not thousands of years. I LOVE TO FUCK AND GET FUCKED! sometimes (not always) it's nice to strip away all the emotional bullshit and get off.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:15pm

    works 100% of the time.. what kind of girl doesn't want that?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:21pm

    3:43 and 4:47...WTF.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:56pm

    Aha! I've been waiting to see one of these from 616. I'm a child of Eastown. Chances are, I know someone who knows this girl. :)

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:35pm

    (1:19): wanna hang out?

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:43am

    4:22 thank you very much! me too and damn proud!

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:02pm

    more guys need to use this line!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:42am

    9:16PM, yeah... on fat girls

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:46am

    Ayo! 4:22 I love getting off. Hit it and quit it ladies. Nothing wrong with receiving a little oral.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:26am

    haha , a slut that loves getting head!!!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:47am

    right on 4:22 I want to be this good at going down on a girl, where she would send texts like these haha

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:16pm

    this line DOES work.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:13am

    The best pick up line EVER!!!!!!

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:40am

    2:21 - of course, because if you're female, having any random sex whatsoever makes her a slut. Makes sense!

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:39pm

    West Michigan is raunchy. Woot!

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:28pm

    This makes me proud to be from West Michigan... hah

  • 49 64
    Submitted by superbassman on May 24, 10 at 6:20pm

    422. I wanna meet you

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:19am

    1:10am- are you cute? If so then yes, I'll use that line on you. =)

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:11am

    In Muslim countries if you only eat pussy 'well" they cut off your tongue.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:09pm

    Putrid cheese? Damn, you must have found the epitome of skank..

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:01pm

    LOL @ 2:00 and I agree with 1:35

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:39am

    that's my favorite pick up line! it works too!!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:47pm

    that's why i just hit mine with a wet wipe if i'm cheesy & unshowered..

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:54pm

    It's not about the line, it's about the confidence displayed while delivering it. If you're a pussy yourself it won't work.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:15 . You're a huge doushe and possibly an even bigger idiot.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:41pm

    I love to do that...especially with random girls...sexier that way

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:15am

    8:56. STFU, the only thing good in Eastown is Yesterdog.

    • 39 46
      Submitted by Hobo420 on May 15, 10 at 6:06pm

      STFU Brick Road Pizza, Sams Gyros, Mystic Mill just opened and its pretty nice.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:11pm

    damn, I too love goin down, pretty much on any chick that aint beat 5:19

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:39pm

    I got my tounge so deep in a girl my uvula was hitting her clit

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:08am

    what kind or smut does that work on

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:41pm

    mmm, would have worked for me

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:19pm

    some guy just got me with this line a couple weeks ago... no drunk girls gonna say no to that....as long as the guy isnt beat

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:41pm

    nope, but she came so hard it shook my house

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:41pm

    i am going to san diego this weekend and i am definately trying that line on some random girl haha i love it!!

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:21am

    am i the only one who thinks this individual happens to be a slut? not desirable? yes? ok. carry on

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:18pm

    She could go to Western!!! GO WESTERN! gotta love the west side. =]

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    That line works in all area codes

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:08pm

    12:17 - it's probably not a good idea to call someone an idiot when you can't even spell douche correctly.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:47am

    duudee..im so gonna use this shit!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:43pm

    going down on girls is cool until their vag smells like putrid cheese and tastes even worse.... =(

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:43pm

    (1:35): I dunno--how long are we going to hang out before you want me to go down on you?

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:00pm

    Look at that, it even worked on this webpage. Going to have to start using this line

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:15am

    I've been using "give me one lick and I'll have you wanting to marry me!"...its works very well...all sluts are curious when you hit em' with that one...haha

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:22pm

    lol all i have to say is go ahead girl!!

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:51pm

    6:25.. chances are they go to GVSU or some other Grand Rapids area school.. not Lansing..

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:25pm

    no way I don't believe it was zeesh until the girl confesses to sending this in! whoever sent this in- do you go to michigan state??

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:35am

    10:08- i agree. everyone else? judgmental sons of bitches. you're dumb.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:08pm

    4:47: Wetwipe? if it's like 3:43 above you, putrid needs a garden hose, not a wet wipe.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:19pm

    I love going down on girls. Not girls I've just met at a bar or party, though. :)

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:13pm

    6:51 - people do, in fact, keep their same numbers from their hometowns. I'm from the 616 and go to MSU

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:58pm

    you are what you eat... pussy

  • 32 56
    Submitted by yeathatsme on Dec 18, 10 at 7:15pm

    I'm a girl

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:26pm

    @ 4:39. did you puke?

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:10am

    Someone use that line on me its been since november!

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:15pm

    25% of the time, it works every time!