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  • i am so sick of girls being called sluts because we are finally open and willing to do the things that all men have been doing for hundreds if not thousands of years. I LOVE TO FUCK AND GET FUCKED! sometimes (not always) it's nice to strip away all the emotional bullshit and get off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:22pm
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  • Aha! I've been waiting to see one of these from 616. I'm a child of Eastown. Chances are, I know someone who knows this girl. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:56pm
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  • works 100% of the time.. what kind of girl doesn't want that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:15pm
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  • 2:21 - of course, because if you're female, having any random sex whatsoever makes her a slut. Makes sense!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:40am
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  • 9:16PM, yeah... on fat girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:42am
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  • West Michigan is raunchy. Woot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:39pm
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  • The best pick up line EVER!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:13am
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  • this line DOES work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:16pm
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  • (1:19): wanna hang out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:35pm
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  • 4:22 thank you very much! me too and damn proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:43am
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  • 3:43 and 4:47...WTF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:21pm
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  • that's why i just hit mine with a wet wipe if i'm cheesy & unshowered..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:47pm
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  • 11:15 . You're a huge doushe and possibly an even bigger idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:17pm
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  • right on 4:22 I want to be this good at going down on a girl, where she would send texts like these haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:47am
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  • LOL @ 2:00 and I agree with 1:35

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:01pm
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  • 6:25.. chances are they go to GVSU or some other Grand Rapids area school.. not Lansing..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:51pm
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  • I love to do that...especially with random girls...sexier that way

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:41pm
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  • haha , a slut that loves getting head!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:26am
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  • that's my favorite pick up line! it works too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:39am
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  • some guy just got me with this line a couple weeks ago... no drunk girls gonna say no to that....as long as the guy isnt beat

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:19pm
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  • more guys need to use this line!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:02pm
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  • damn, I too love goin down, pretty much on any chick that aint beat 5:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:11pm
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  • am i the only one who thinks this individual happens to be a slut? not desirable? yes? ok. carry on

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:21am
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  • Putrid cheese? Damn, you must have found the epitome of skank..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:09pm
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  • 1:10am- are you cute? If so then yes, I'll use that line on you. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:19am
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  • mmm, would have worked for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:41pm
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  • duudee..im so gonna use this shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:47am
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  • i am going to san diego this weekend and i am definately trying that line on some random girl haha i love it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:41pm
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  • It's not about the line, it's about the confidence displayed while delivering it. If you're a pussy yourself it won't work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:54pm
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  • lol all i have to say is go ahead girl!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:22pm
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  • 4:47: Wetwipe? if it's like 3:43 above you, putrid needs a garden hose, not a wet wipe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:08pm
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  • Look at that, it even worked on this webpage. Going to have to start using this line

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:00pm
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  • 10:08- i agree. everyone else? judgmental sons of bitches. you're dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:35am
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  • Ayo! 4:22 I love getting off. Hit it and quit it ladies. Nothing wrong with receiving a little oral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:46am
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  • That line works in all area codes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:58pm
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  • 6:51 - people do, in fact, keep their same numbers from their hometowns. I'm from the 616 and go to MSU

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:13pm
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  • 422. I wanna meet you

    Submitted by superbassman on May 24, 10 at 6:20pm
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  • In Muslim countries if you only eat pussy 'well" they cut off your tongue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:11am
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  • nope, but she came so hard it shook my house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:41pm
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  • She could go to Western!!! GO WESTERN! gotta love the west side. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • going down on girls is cool until their vag smells like putrid cheese and tastes even worse.... =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:43pm
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  • This makes me proud to be from West Michigan... hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:28pm
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  • no way I don't believe it was zeesh until the girl confesses to sending this in! whoever sent this in- do you go to michigan state??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:25pm
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  • what kind or smut does that work on

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:08am
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  • 8:56. STFU, the only thing good in Eastown is Yesterdog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:15am
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    • STFU Brick Road Pizza, Sams Gyros, Mystic Mill just opened and its pretty nice.

      Submitted by Hobo420 on May 15, 10 at 6:06pm
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  • you are what you eat... pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:58pm
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  • 12:17 - it's probably not a good idea to call someone an idiot when you can't even spell douche correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:08pm
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  • I got my tounge so deep in a girl my uvula was hitting her clit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:39pm
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  • 25% of the time, it works every time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:15pm
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  • I love going down on girls. Not girls I've just met at a bar or party, though. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:19pm
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  • I've been using "give me one lick and I'll have you wanting to marry me!"...its works very well...all sluts are curious when you hit em' with that one...haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:15am
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  • (1:35): I dunno--how long are we going to hang out before you want me to go down on you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:43pm
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  • Someone use that line on me its been since november!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:10am
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  • I'm a girl

    Submitted by yeathatsme on Dec 18, 10 at 7:15pm
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  • @ 4:39. did you puke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:26pm
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