His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
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i am so sick of girls being called sluts because we are finally open and willing to do the things that all men have been doing for hundreds if not thousands of years. I LOVE TO FUCK AND GET FUCKED! sometimes (not always) it's nice to strip away all the emotional bullshit and get off.
Aha! I've been waiting to see one of these from 616.
I'm a child of Eastown.
Chances are, I know someone who knows this girl. :)
works 100% of the time.. what kind of girl doesn't want that?
West Michigan is raunchy. Woot!
9:16PM, yeah... on fat girls
(1:19): wanna hang out?
2:21 - of course, because if you're female, having any random sex whatsoever makes her a slut. Makes sense!
this line DOES work.
3:43 and 4:47...WTF.
The best pick up line EVER!!!!!!
that's why i just hit mine with a wet wipe if i'm cheesy & unshowered..
right on 4:22
I want to be this good at going down on a girl, where she would send texts like these haha
11:15 . You're a huge doushe and possibly an even bigger idiot.
4:22 thank you very much! me too and damn proud!
some guy just got me with this line a couple weeks ago... no drunk girls gonna say no to that....as long as the guy isnt beat
I love to do that...especially with random girls...sexier that way
more guys need to use this line!
that's my favorite pick up line! it works too!!
damn, I too love goin down, pretty much on any chick that aint beat 5:19
haha , a slut that loves getting head!!!
Putrid cheese? Damn, you must have found the epitome of skank..
1:10am- are you cute? If so then yes, I'll use that line on you.
LOL @ 2:00 and I agree with 1:35
mmm, would have worked for me
Look at that, it even worked on this webpage.
Going to have to start using this line
am i the only one who thinks this individual happens to be a slut? not desirable? yes? ok. carry on
6:25.. chances are they go to GVSU or some other Grand Rapids area school.. not Lansing..
i am going to san diego this weekend and i am definately trying that line on some random girl haha i love it!!
lol all i have to say is go ahead girl!!
422. I wanna meet you
That line works in all area codes
In Muslim countries if you only eat pussy 'well" they cut off your tongue.
Ayo! 4:22 I love getting off. Hit it and quit it ladies. Nothing wrong with receiving a little oral.
4:47: Wetwipe? if it's like 3:43 above you, putrid needs a garden hose, not a wet wipe.
duudee..im so gonna use this shit!
10:08- i agree.
judgmental sons of bitches.
This makes me proud to be from West Michigan... hah
6:51 - people do, in fact, keep their same numbers from their hometowns. I'm from the 616 and go to MSU
It's not about the line, it's about the confidence displayed while delivering it. If you're a pussy yourself it won't work.
She could go to Western!!!
gotta love the west side.
no way I don't believe it was zeesh until the girl confesses to sending this in! whoever sent this in- do you go to michigan state??
nope, but she came so hard it shook my house
what kind or smut does that work on
going down on girls is cool until their vag smells like putrid cheese and tastes even worse.... =(
I got my tounge so deep in a girl my uvula was hitting her clit
8:56. STFU, the only thing good in Eastown is Yesterdog.
STFU Brick Road Pizza, Sams Gyros, Mystic Mill just opened and its pretty nice.
you are what you eat... pussy
12:17 - it's probably not a good idea to call someone an idiot when you can't even spell douche correctly.
25% of the time, it works every time!
I've been using "give me one lick and I'll have you wanting to marry me!"...its works very well...all sluts are curious when you hit em' with that one...haha
(1:35): I dunno--how long are we going to hang out before you want me to go down on you?
I love going down on girls.
Not girls I've just met at a bar or party, though. :)
I'm a girl
Someone use that line on me its been since november!
@ 4:39. did you puke?