His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
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i am so sick of girls being called sluts because we are finally open and willing to do the things that all men have been doing for hundreds if not thousands of years. I LOVE TO FUCK AND GET FUCKED! sometimes (not always) it's nice to strip away all the emotional bullshit and get off.
Aha! I've been waiting to see one of these from 616.
I'm a child of Eastown.
Chances are, I know someone who knows this girl. :)
works 100% of the time.. what kind of girl doesn't want that?
9:16PM, yeah... on fat girls
West Michigan is raunchy. Woot!
(1:19): wanna hang out?
this line DOES work.
2:21 - of course, because if you're female, having any random sex whatsoever makes her a slut. Makes sense!
The best pick up line EVER!!!!!!
3:43 and 4:47...WTF.
4:22 thank you very much! me too and damn proud!
that's why i just hit mine with a wet wipe if i'm cheesy & unshowered..
right on 4:22
I want to be this good at going down on a girl, where she would send texts like these haha
11:15 . You're a huge doushe and possibly an even bigger idiot.
I love to do that...especially with random girls...sexier that way
haha , a slut that loves getting head!!!
some guy just got me with this line a couple weeks ago... no drunk girls gonna say no to that....as long as the guy isnt beat
more guys need to use this line!
that's my favorite pick up line! it works too!!
damn, I too love goin down, pretty much on any chick that aint beat 5:19
6:25.. chances are they go to GVSU or some other Grand Rapids area school.. not Lansing..
1:10am- are you cute? If so then yes, I'll use that line on you.
LOL @ 2:00 and I agree with 1:35
Putrid cheese? Damn, you must have found the epitome of skank..
am i the only one who thinks this individual happens to be a slut? not desirable? yes? ok. carry on
mmm, would have worked for me
Look at that, it even worked on this webpage.
Going to have to start using this line
duudee..im so gonna use this shit!
i am going to san diego this weekend and i am definately trying that line on some random girl haha i love it!!
4:47: Wetwipe? if it's like 3:43 above you, putrid needs a garden hose, not a wet wipe.
In Muslim countries if you only eat pussy 'well" they cut off your tongue.
lol all i have to say is go ahead girl!!
422. I wanna meet you
That line works in all area codes
It's not about the line, it's about the confidence displayed while delivering it. If you're a pussy yourself it won't work.
10:08- i agree.
judgmental sons of bitches.
Ayo! 4:22 I love getting off. Hit it and quit it ladies. Nothing wrong with receiving a little oral.
6:51 - people do, in fact, keep their same numbers from their hometowns. I'm from the 616 and go to MSU
This makes me proud to be from West Michigan... hah
going down on girls is cool until their vag smells like putrid cheese and tastes even worse.... =(
nope, but she came so hard it shook my house
She could go to Western!!!
gotta love the west side.
what kind or smut does that work on
no way I don't believe it was zeesh until the girl confesses to sending this in! whoever sent this in- do you go to michigan state??
8:56. STFU, the only thing good in Eastown is Yesterdog.
STFU Brick Road Pizza, Sams Gyros, Mystic Mill just opened and its pretty nice.
you are what you eat... pussy
I got my tounge so deep in a girl my uvula was hitting her clit
12:17 - it's probably not a good idea to call someone an idiot when you can't even spell douche correctly.
25% of the time, it works every time!
I've been using "give me one lick and I'll have you wanting to marry me!"...its works very well...all sluts are curious when you hit em' with that one...haha
I love going down on girls.
Not girls I've just met at a bar or party, though. :)
(1:35): I dunno--how long are we going to hang out before you want me to go down on you?
I'm a girl
Someone use that line on me its been since november!
@ 4:39. did you puke?