I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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