"it" just moved
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The air taste purple.
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