So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We talked him into tasing himself.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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