im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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