first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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