he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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3:11 If glasses kills the mood for you, your libido needs a check-up. (I'm not saying they have to turn you on, but a more neutral reaction would be normal)
"He can't see without his glasses!!" LOL!
why fucking harry potter is never as good an idea as it sounds
couldn't see his wang, you mean.
Good for all of you, TFLN - we've reached six replies without any numerical declarations!
I feel like a rebel
awww hahaha poor guy
I wanna have sex sooo bad
That's kinda sweet... I mean, you can't fuck real goo with glasses on...
LOL HAHA CAN'T HE JUST USE HIS HANDS TO FIND HIS PENIS IT AIN'T THAT HARD HE MUST HAVE REALLY SHITTY EYESIGHT.
I've put those things on in the dark plenty of times, he just wanted her to do it because that's fun, little hand job foreplay
HALP. LOST GLASSES; CANNOT SEE PENIS.
He couldn't see which end of the condom was the right one? Trying to figure this out but cant
In soviet Russia, condom put self on
And the problem with having to put a condom on is?
Ummmmm....I put the condom on my boyfriend every single time. People seem to be implying something is wrong with this. Oh well, best sex I've ever experienced.
12:12... Yeah he can't find the rather large/ small thing sticking out of his body.
What are you guys idiot savants. The guy was obviously joking.
I'm pretty near-sighted, and only six inches erect, but jesus I can find my dick in the moment other than implying a teeny pecker to my date.
east tennessee, represent!
Oh my god, I just googled Dane Cross too and he is so fuckin' sexy.
Get some Contacts so you can see your micro peen..
Sounds like he had a really small dick, and you were ugly so he didnt care.
229, sounds like your a 30 year old virgin.
This is kinda cute, in a weird way.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WE PUT CONDOMS ON YOU!
You have got to be kidding me...I would have just got up and left...if he cannot see it...IDK!
needle dick! needle dick! needle dick!
4:52 There isn't anything sexy about losing a contact during rough sex.
I want to fuck dane cross while he has his glasses on
He can't find his dick without glasses?
And he couldn't locate it?
um, maybe he just wanted her to do it for him.
I do it for him sometimes. If you have to put one on, you can at least make it less of a chore.
Awww....guys with glasses are the cutest, smartest, and usually the sweetest. Plus, they can be downright sexy...CSI:NY's Danny Messer, anyone?? Yum...
awww I think it's kind of sweet
In soviet Russia, condom wears you!
couldn't see his TINY wang, i mean...
I think that is kinda sweet in a way he might have been new at it. Or he had a small dick, or he was blined
They make these things called contacts...get a pair then maybe you can see your dick.
I don't say bad night cause this guy is a loser (he's not), but rather because the mentioning of glasses really kills the mood.
he can't see without his glasses, put his glasses on, put on his glasses.
P&S ne one