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  • "He can't see without his glasses!!" LOL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Good for all of you, TFLN - we've reached six replies without any numerical declarations!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:30pm
  • 3:11 If glasses kills the mood for you, your libido needs a check-up. (I'm not saying they have to turn you on, but a more neutral reaction would be normal)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:17pm
  • why fucking harry potter is never as good an idea as it sounds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:26pm
  • couldn't see his wang, you mean. *snicker*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:28pm
  • awww hahaha poor guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:13am
  • That's kinda sweet... I mean, you can't fuck real goo with glasses on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:44pm
  • 8 th I feel like a rebel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:41pm
  • LOL HAHA CAN'T HE JUST USE HIS HANDS TO FIND HIS PENIS IT AIN'T THAT HARD HE MUST HAVE REALLY SHITTY EYESIGHT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:16pm
  • I wanna have sex sooo bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:29pm
  • I've put those things on in the dark plenty of times, he just wanted her to do it because that's fun, little hand job foreplay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:04pm
  • In soviet Russia, condom put self on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:42pm
  • He couldn't see which end of the condom was the right one? Trying to figure this out but cant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:28am
  • HALP. LOST GLASSES; CANNOT SEE PENIS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:12am
  • Ummmmm....I put the condom on my boyfriend every single time. People seem to be implying something is wrong with this. Oh well, best sex I've ever experienced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:33am
  • And the problem with having to put a condom on is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 12:12... Yeah he can't find the rather large/ small thing sticking out of his body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:48am
  • HahahahahahaahahahahHHHHHHHHBHhahajabaiaahHHaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:13am
  • I'm pretty near-sighted, and only six inches erect, but jesus I can find my dick in the moment other than implying a teeny pecker to my date.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:51pm
  • What are you guys idiot savants. The guy was obviously joking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:26pm
  • east tennessee, represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:45am
  • Sounds like he had a really small dick, and you were ugly so he didnt care. 229, sounds like your a 30 year old virgin. -Jizzmonster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Get some Contacts so you can see your micro peen..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:49am
  • Oh my god, I just googled Dane Cross too and he is so fuckin' sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:54am
  • This is kinda cute, in a weird way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:08pm
  • 4:52 There isn't anything sexy about losing a contact during rough sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:29pm
  • needle dick! needle dick! needle dick!

    Submitted by daddyfatsack on May 2, 11 at 12:09pm
  • You have got to be kidding me...I would have just got up and left...if he cannot see it...IDK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:36pm
  • I want to fuck dane cross while he has his glasses on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:31pm
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WE PUT CONDOMS ON YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:13pm
  • He can't find his dick without glasses?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:14pm
  • And he couldn't locate it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:56pm
  • awww I think it's kind of sweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:12pm
  • McLovin!

    Submitted by PrinceSamuel on Dec 27, 10 at 10:17am
  • Awww....guys with glasses are the cutest, smartest, and usually the sweetest. Plus, they can be downright sexy...CSI:NY's Danny Messer, anyone?? Yum...

    Submitted by SDanaeT on Mar 18, 10 at 3:39am
  • um, maybe he just wanted her to do it for him. I do it for him sometimes. If you have to put one on, you can at least make it less of a chore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:39pm
  • In soviet Russia, condom wears you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:02am
  • couldn't see his TINY wang, i mean...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I think that is kinda sweet in a way he might have been new at it. Or he had a small dick, or he was blined

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:23pm
  • They make these things called contacts...get a pair then maybe you can see your dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I don't say bad night cause this guy is a loser (he's not), but rather because the mentioning of glasses really kills the mood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • he can't see without his glasses, put his glasses on, put on his glasses. P&S ne one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:18pm