he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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3:11 If glasses kills the mood for you, your libido needs a check-up. (I'm not saying they have to turn you on, but a more neutral reaction would be normal)
"He can't see without his glasses!!" LOL!
couldn't see his wang, you mean.
why fucking harry potter is never as good an idea as it sounds
Good for all of you, TFLN - we've reached six replies without any numerical declarations!
I feel like a rebel
awww hahaha poor guy
That's kinda sweet... I mean, you can't fuck real goo with glasses on...
I wanna have sex sooo bad
LOL HAHA CAN'T HE JUST USE HIS HANDS TO FIND HIS PENIS IT AIN'T THAT HARD HE MUST HAVE REALLY SHITTY EYESIGHT.
HALP. LOST GLASSES; CANNOT SEE PENIS.
I've put those things on in the dark plenty of times, he just wanted her to do it because that's fun, little hand job foreplay
He couldn't see which end of the condom was the right one? Trying to figure this out but cant
In soviet Russia, condom put self on
And the problem with having to put a condom on is?
Ummmmm....I put the condom on my boyfriend every single time. People seem to be implying something is wrong with this. Oh well, best sex I've ever experienced.
12:12... Yeah he can't find the rather large/ small thing sticking out of his body.
What are you guys idiot savants. The guy was obviously joking.
I'm pretty near-sighted, and only six inches erect, but jesus I can find my dick in the moment other than implying a teeny pecker to my date.
east tennessee, represent!
Get some Contacts so you can see your micro peen..
Oh my god, I just googled Dane Cross too and he is so fuckin' sexy.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WE PUT CONDOMS ON YOU!
This is kinda cute, in a weird way.
Sounds like he had a really small dick, and you were ugly so he didnt care.
229, sounds like your a 30 year old virgin.
You have got to be kidding me...I would have just got up and left...if he cannot see it...IDK!
He can't find his dick without glasses?
needle dick! needle dick! needle dick!
4:52 There isn't anything sexy about losing a contact during rough sex.
I want to fuck dane cross while he has his glasses on
And he couldn't locate it?
um, maybe he just wanted her to do it for him.
I do it for him sometimes. If you have to put one on, you can at least make it less of a chore.
Awww....guys with glasses are the cutest, smartest, and usually the sweetest. Plus, they can be downright sexy...CSI:NY's Danny Messer, anyone?? Yum...
In soviet Russia, condom wears you!
awww I think it's kind of sweet
I think that is kinda sweet in a way he might have been new at it. Or he had a small dick, or he was blined
couldn't see his TINY wang, i mean...
They make these things called contacts...get a pair then maybe you can see your dick.
I don't say bad night cause this guy is a loser (he's not), but rather because the mentioning of glasses really kills the mood.
he can't see without his glasses, put his glasses on, put on his glasses.
P&S ne one