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  • 92 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:26pm

    why fucking harry potter is never as good an idea as it sounds

  • 95 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:17pm

    3:11 If glasses kills the mood for you, your libido needs a check-up. (I'm not saying they have to turn you on, but a more neutral reaction would be normal)

  • 91 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:28pm

    couldn't see his wang, you mean. *snicker*

  • 87 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:44pm

    That's kinda sweet... I mean, you can't fuck real goo with glasses on...

  • 96 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:28pm

    "He can't see without his glasses!!" LOL!

  • 88 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:30pm

    Good for all of you, TFLN - we've reached six replies without any numerical declarations!

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:12am

    HALP. LOST GLASSES; CANNOT SEE PENIS.

  • 77 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:42pm

    And the problem with having to put a condom on is?

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:41pm

    8 th I feel like a rebel

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:28am

    He couldn't see which end of the condom was the right one? Trying to figure this out but cant

  • 85 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:13am

    awww hahaha poor guy

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:16pm

    LOL HAHA CAN'T HE JUST USE HIS HANDS TO FIND HIS PENIS IT AIN'T THAT HARD HE MUST HAVE REALLY SHITTY EYESIGHT.

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:33am

    Ummmmm....I put the condom on my boyfriend every single time. People seem to be implying something is wrong with this. Oh well, best sex I've ever experienced.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:51pm

    I'm pretty near-sighted, and only six inches erect, but jesus I can find my dick in the moment other than implying a teeny pecker to my date.

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    I wanna have sex sooo bad

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    In soviet Russia, condom put self on

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:04pm

    I've put those things on in the dark plenty of times, he just wanted her to do it because that's fun, little hand job foreplay

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:49am

    Get some Contacts so you can see your micro peen..

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:45am

    east tennessee, represent!

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:08pm

    This is kinda cute, in a weird way.

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:36pm

    Sounds like he had a really small dick, and you were ugly so he didnt care. 229, sounds like your a 30 year old virgin. -Jizzmonster

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:13pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WE PUT CONDOMS ON YOU!

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:13am

    HahahahahahaahahahahHHHHHHHHBHhahajabaiaahHHaha

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:48am

    12:12... Yeah he can't find the rather large/ small thing sticking out of his body.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:26pm

    What are you guys idiot savants. The guy was obviously joking.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:02am

    In soviet Russia, condom wears you!

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:56pm

    And he couldn't locate it?

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:36pm

    You have got to be kidding me...I would have just got up and left...if he cannot see it...IDK!

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:29pm

    couldn't see his TINY wang, i mean...

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:23pm

    I think that is kinda sweet in a way he might have been new at it. Or he had a small dick, or he was blined

  • 56 63
    Submitted by SDanaeT on Mar 18, 10 at 3:39am

    Awww....guys with glasses are the cutest, smartest, and usually the sweetest. Plus, they can be downright sexy...CSI:NY's Danny Messer, anyone?? Yum...

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:54am

    Oh my god, I just googled Dane Cross too and he is so fuckin' sexy.

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:29pm

    4:52 There isn't anything sexy about losing a contact during rough sex.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:39pm

    um, maybe he just wanted her to do it for him. I do it for him sometimes. If you have to put one on, you can at least make it less of a chore.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by PrinceSamuel on Dec 27, 10 at 10:17am

    McLovin!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:12pm

    awww I think it's kind of sweet

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:14pm

    He can't find his dick without glasses?

  • 41 47
    Submitted by daddyfatsack on May 2, 11 at 12:09pm

    needle dick! needle dick! needle dick!

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:52pm

    They make these things called contacts...get a pair then maybe you can see your dick.

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:31pm

    I want to fuck dane cross while he has his glasses on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    I don't say bad night cause this guy is a loser (he's not), but rather because the mentioning of glasses really kills the mood.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:18pm

    he can't see without his glasses, put his glasses on, put on his glasses. P&S ne one