That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Randomize
