belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
