I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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