I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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