Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Done in one.
EILF! (Eskimo I'd like to fuck)
It doesn't count as traveling if you went right down the hall to your moms room.
I used to love doing the Alaskan cruises when I worked for Royal Caribbean. After being snowed in with nothing but crab fisherman and natives for 8 months, Alaskan women are desperate for new meat. Typical shore day for me was breakfast, bookstore, pool hall for beers and pick up a recently-thawed Alaskan skank. *sigh* Good times. I miss it so much, some days.
Ah man someone beat me to the Sarah Palin joke
Yeah, it's hard to believe that there were two of you that thought of the most obvious comment ever.
Wow You must be packin a big one!