The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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