Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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go to the Bigger Dick store and buy a bigger dick
Why is it Guys fault? Maybe she's all lousy goosy!!! Maybe she's a wizards sleeve. Maybe she's used to being gangbanged by lacrosse and football teams......
I bet she's just loose
Get ExtenZe.... simple solution.
4:06 (2)... that was awesome hahaha.
just try another position. maybe she's really wet, maybe she's not used to it, or maybe you're smaller than she's used to. just figure out what works.
but yeah there are some smalllll guys out there it's almost ridiculous.
girl sucks at being on top. i've been with big and little, she just doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.
and 4:06 we do NOT fail at being in charge of sex, and i'm sorry you've never had a girl prove that to you. this girl sucks at being on top and maybe sex altogether. and maybe you just get with girls who suck at sex. we can be great at being in charge, you just haven't fucked any of us
The "like, constantly" part makes me agree with 3:14 100%.
does not mean you have a small dick.
it could be her getting too wild on top. best solution: with both of your arms, grab her tightly just above the waiste so her motion is limited, then go ahead and jack hammer away. she will like it and you get a face full of tits at the same time.
haha this happened to me with one guy. i was on top and kept slipping off and he kept blaming me like i didn't know what i was doing. but seriously...i tried....he was just smaller than i was used to. i didn;t wanna tell him that though, cuz he WAS good. but it WAS NOT MY FAULT. lmao though this is hilarious
4:21 I wouldn't fuck you, even with a black man's dick. Quit being so defensive.
4:06 is awesome period. take note
9:26, what. the. fuck.
i love being on top.
then pounce the bitch like a puma and then jizz on her fuckin face
fosho, she just wasn't good at being on top. not your problem bud.
should have just flipped her over and banged her... im a girl btw
no that just means you went soft.
seriously, 1:50 is right. if you're having problems with that position, use a different one.
Is it true big dick= jerk, little dick= nice guy? You must be nice as fuck
So it was like dipping your dick in a bucket of warm water?
yeah, youve gotta figure out how to grab it n work it so it works for you. dont get caught slippin or shooting blanks cuz you dont know how to work your own shit or hers!
1. step cousin
Could be very excited and too wet?
yeah i think she's just a n00b at being on top.
2:50 am: i legit said that to guy i lost my virginity to...thought it was supposed to hurt hahah
2:46 is probably right. I thought a particular girl I was seeing was loose until I figured out she was just super wet.
damn 4:06 & 7:12 have me all hot and bothered over here.
he's got a 2" incher hard....life sucks for u man
is it, is it in yet?
Good advice, 7:12. That kind of movement gets me off everytime.
4:06 (1) you must have a tiny dick
She may just be really really wet so its more of a slip and slide kind of thing going or it might just be positioning try some slight adjustments. If all else fails go with 1:50
I've had that happen before, it was a skinny bitch too
4:06- because it seems like if the guy were average, she could manage to stay on, hence the assumption that he's tiny.
July 18, 2009 1:50PM
also, i love you.
maybe it was her first time on top or maybe she was really wet?
i've had that problem before with smaller guys.
my boyfriend now is very gifted and that's never happened yet. ;)
this text reminded me of a guy in college....
i always thought people were exaggerating when they held up their pinkies to describe a guy.
there is no redeeming that. ... We nicknamed him little diddle.
4:21, you have issues. settle down.
4:06 best pep talk ever. lol
Translation of this text: I have a extremely small penis
Why is it that not big=super tiny? Could be average?
don't blame us for getting really wet. (:
it happens sometimes.
this just means you are terrible at sex because:
1. even though she was really wet
2. you still couldnt get hard enough to stay in
and/or 3. youre pathetic penis was just too small to begin with
trust me i should know. i used to fuck this jerk who had all 3 of those problems.
it ended the night he said he was too drunk to have sex and masturbated in front of my naked body and then passed out on his cum covered sock.
maybe she's loose
2:20 is a fat chick pretending to be a guy
being on top of a small penis takes talent :[
Yes, she's used to bigger guys. Accept that shit. You don't have the biggest dick out there. Chicks FAIL at being in charge of sex, so grab her damn hips and hold her in the right place or stop whining. Believe me, when their eyes roll into the back of their head, they don't give two shits about your size, so figure out how to make that happen or keep crying, because you're gonna get better at which ever one you practice more.
flip her over and tie her down. its always fun when ropes are involved
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
Ahhh I blame the tiny dick, but you have to work with what you've got, so try some better positions. FYL, by the way.
or... you have a tiny dick
dang thats sad i had a kid and im not loose lol altho my man is pretty good sized lol
If you're getting it, you're getting it. Quit bitching and let her have it for fuck's sake.
1:42, don't try to blame this on the girl. if she's used to bigger guys, she's used to being able to bounce up and down with longer strokes. not her fault if he's small.
SOMETIMES I POOP MY PANTS IN CHURCH IS THAT A SIN
oh noo, do guys really think that? that's totally not it, she was just wet and a little too enthusiastic :) can't hate.
7:12 i think i just got really wet ready that...
agreed! and be happy that she even was enthusiastic about your small penis.
yo whats with 1:04 2 spots above?
this used to happen to me
then i met bob
i never slip out of bob
4 06 number two has a small dick for sure too
I guess you just have a tiny dick and she sucks at being on top.
I had this problem with one guy I was seeing. Every time I started getting real into it when i was on top it slipped out. it was legit no bigger than 4 inches... its only ever happened to me like 2 or 3 other times & thats cuz i was super wet... i'm guessing in this case its the small dick
I love you 7:12 and 4:06!
im surprised no ones brought up the "hot dog down a hallway" analogy as a possible reason the girl keeps sliding off.
hahah dude. its because you have a teeny weenie.
she's used to using her legs and hips a lot more.
and you make it so its like a bunny hop, so she slips. "like, alot."
that6 just means she's bad at being on top
I'm voting for inexperience on the girl's part.
true, 3:50, but i still think this guy had a tiny schlong.
stick it in her arse
get a bigger package, buddy