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  • go to the Bigger Dick store and buy a bigger dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20am
  • Why is it Guys fault? Maybe she's all lousy goosy!!! Maybe she's a wizards sleeve. Maybe she's used to being gangbanged by lacrosse and football teams......

    Submitted by Loowigi on Aug 4, 10 at 4:53pm
  • I bet she's just loose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Get ExtenZe.... simple solution.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:39pm
  • does not mean you have a small dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:35am
  • 4:06 (2)... that was awesome hahaha. just try another position. maybe she's really wet, maybe she's not used to it, or maybe you're smaller than she's used to. just figure out what works. but yeah there are some smalllll guys out there it's almost ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:51pm
  • The "like, constantly" part makes me agree with 3:14 100%.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:17pm
  • it could be her getting too wild on top. best solution: with both of your arms, grab her tightly just above the waiste so her motion is limited, then go ahead and jack hammer away. she will like it and you get a face full of tits at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:12pm
  • girl sucks at being on top. i've been with big and little, she just doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. and 4:06 we do NOT fail at being in charge of sex, and i'm sorry you've never had a girl prove that to you. this girl sucks at being on top and maybe sex altogether. and maybe you just get with girls who suck at sex. we can be great at being in charge, you just haven't fucked any of us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 9:26, what. the. fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:18pm
  • 4:21 I wouldn't fuck you, even with a black man's dick. Quit being so defensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:56pm
  • fosho, she just wasn't good at being on top. not your problem bud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:07pm
  • no that just means you went soft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 4:06 is awesome period. take note

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on May 23, 11 at 3:51pm
  • then pounce the bitch like a puma and then jizz on her fuckin face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:56pm
  • So it was like dipping your dick in a bucket of warm water?

    Submitted by chemistrygeek on Mar 24, 12 at 12:00pm
  • yeah, youve gotta figure out how to grab it n work it so it works for you. dont get caught slippin or shooting blanks cuz you dont know how to work your own shit or hers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:41am
  • Is it true big dick= jerk, little dick= nice guy? You must be nice as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Could be very excited and too wet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:10pm
  • seriously, 1:50 is right. if you're having problems with that position, use a different one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 2:46 is probably right. I thought a particular girl I was seeing was loose until I figured out she was just super wet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:48pm
  • yeah i think she's just a n00b at being on top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:00pm
  • damn 4:06 & 7:12 have me all hot and bothered over here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:07pm
  • should have just flipped her over and banged her... im a girl btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Two Things: 1. step cousin 2. drunkenness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:04am
  • i love being on top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:40pm
  • 2:50 am: i legit said that to guy i lost my virginity to...thought it was supposed to hurt hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:40pm
  • 4:06 (1) you must have a tiny dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:31pm
  • She may just be really really wet so its more of a slip and slide kind of thing going or it might just be positioning try some slight adjustments. If all else fails go with 1:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:46pm
  • maybe it was her first time on top or maybe she was really wet?

    Submitted by anothacollegegrl on Oct 27, 10 at 9:02pm
  • is it, is it in yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:50am
  • Good advice, 7:12. That kind of movement gets me off everytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:19am
  • 4:06 best pep talk ever. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 4:06- because it seems like if the guy were average, she could manage to stay on, hence the assumption that he's tiny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 4:21, you have issues. settle down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:44pm
  • July 18, 2009 1:50PM absolutely right also, i love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:30am
  • Why is it that not big=super tiny? Could be average?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:06pm
  • don't blame us for getting really wet. (: it happens sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:50pm
  • this just means you are terrible at sex because: 1. even though she was really wet 2. you still couldnt get hard enough to stay in and/or 3. youre pathetic penis was just too small to begin with trust me i should know. i used to fuck this jerk who had all 3 of those problems. it ended the night he said he was too drunk to have sex and masturbated in front of my naked body and then passed out on his cum covered sock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:28am
  • haha this happened to me with one guy. i was on top and kept slipping off and he kept blaming me like i didn't know what i was doing. but seriously...i tried....he was just smaller than i was used to. i didn;t wanna tell him that though, cuz he WAS good. but it WAS NOT MY FAULT. lmao though this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:10pm
  • this text reminded me of a guy in college.... i always thought people were exaggerating when they held up their pinkies to describe a guy. there is no redeeming that. ... We nicknamed him little diddle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:26pm
  • he's got a 2" incher hard....life sucks for u man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:24pm
  • i've had that problem before with smaller guys. my boyfriend now is very gifted and that's never happened yet. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:49am
  • Translation of this text: I have a extremely small penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Yes, she's used to bigger guys. Accept that shit. You don't have the biggest dick out there. Chicks FAIL at being in charge of sex, so grab her damn hips and hold her in the right place or stop whining. Believe me, when their eyes roll into the back of their head, they don't give two shits about your size, so figure out how to make that happen or keep crying, because you're gonna get better at which ever one you practice more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:06pm
  • I've had that happen before, it was a skinny bitch too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:20pm
  • being on top of a small penis takes talent :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:53pm
  • maybe she's loose 2:20 is a fat chick pretending to be a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:23pm
  • oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:26pm
  • flip her over and tie her down. its always fun when ropes are involved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:54pm
  • dang thats sad i had a kid and im not loose lol altho my man is pretty good sized lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:18pm
  • If you're getting it, you're getting it. Quit bitching and let her have it for fuck's sake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Ahhh I blame the tiny dick, but you have to work with what you've got, so try some better positions. FYL, by the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:42pm
  • oh noo, do guys really think that? that's totally not it, she was just wet and a little too enthusiastic :) can't hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:17am
  • or... you have a tiny dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 1:42, don't try to blame this on the girl. if she's used to bigger guys, she's used to being able to bounce up and down with longer strokes. not her fault if he's small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:59pm
  • agreed! and be happy that she even was enthusiastic about your small penis. yo whats with 1:04 2 spots above?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:05pm
  • 7:12 i think i just got really wet ready that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:09pm
  • I guess you just have a tiny dick and she sucks at being on top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:31pm
  • I had this problem with one guy I was seeing. Every time I started getting real into it when i was on top it slipped out. it was legit no bigger than 4 inches... its only ever happened to me like 2 or 3 other times & thats cuz i was super wet... i'm guessing in this case its the small dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:22pm
  • this used to happen to me then i met bob i never slip out of bob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:51am
  • SOMETIMES I POOP MY PANTS IN CHURCH IS THAT A SIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:37pm
  • 4 06 number two has a small dick for sure too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:47pm
  • I love you 7:12 and 4:06!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:24pm
  • im surprised no ones brought up the "hot dog down a hallway" analogy as a possible reason the girl keeps sliding off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:15pm
  • hahah dude. its because you have a teeny weenie. she's used to using her legs and hips a lot more. and you make it so its like a bunny hop, so she slips. "like, alot."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:47pm
  • that6 just means she's bad at being on top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I'm voting for inexperience on the girl's part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:02pm
  • true, 3:50, but i still think this guy had a tiny schlong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:55pm
  • stick it in her arse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:31pm
  • get a bigger package, buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:10pm
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