Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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go to the Bigger Dick store and buy a bigger dick
Why is it Guys fault? Maybe she's all lousy goosy!!! Maybe she's a wizards sleeve. Maybe she's used to being gangbanged by lacrosse and football teams......
I bet she's just loose
4:06 (2)... that was awesome hahaha.
just try another position. maybe she's really wet, maybe she's not used to it, or maybe you're smaller than she's used to. just figure out what works.
but yeah there are some smalllll guys out there it's almost ridiculous.
Get ExtenZe.... simple solution.
does not mean you have a small dick.
it could be her getting too wild on top. best solution: with both of your arms, grab her tightly just above the waiste so her motion is limited, then go ahead and jack hammer away. she will like it and you get a face full of tits at the same time.
no that just means you went soft.
4:21 I wouldn't fuck you, even with a black man's dick. Quit being so defensive.
girl sucks at being on top. i've been with big and little, she just doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.
and 4:06 we do NOT fail at being in charge of sex, and i'm sorry you've never had a girl prove that to you. this girl sucks at being on top and maybe sex altogether. and maybe you just get with girls who suck at sex. we can be great at being in charge, you just haven't fucked any of us
The "like, constantly" part makes me agree with 3:14 100%.
fosho, she just wasn't good at being on top. not your problem bud.
9:26, what. the. fuck.
So it was like dipping your dick in a bucket of warm water?
Could be very excited and too wet?
2:46 is probably right. I thought a particular girl I was seeing was loose until I figured out she was just super wet.
yeah, youve gotta figure out how to grab it n work it so it works for you. dont get caught slippin or shooting blanks cuz you dont know how to work your own shit or hers!
4:06 is awesome period. take note
damn 4:06 & 7:12 have me all hot and bothered over here.
yeah i think she's just a n00b at being on top.
then pounce the bitch like a puma and then jizz on her fuckin face
Why is it that not big=super tiny? Could be average?
seriously, 1:50 is right. if you're having problems with that position, use a different one.
Is it true big dick= jerk, little dick= nice guy? You must be nice as fuck
should have just flipped her over and banged her... im a girl btw
i love being on top.
1. step cousin
4:06 (1) you must have a tiny dick
maybe it was her first time on top or maybe she was really wet?
2:50 am: i legit said that to guy i lost my virginity to...thought it was supposed to hurt hahah
4:06 best pep talk ever. lol
Good advice, 7:12. That kind of movement gets me off everytime.
4:21, you have issues. settle down.
4:06- because it seems like if the guy were average, she could manage to stay on, hence the assumption that he's tiny.
She may just be really really wet so its more of a slip and slide kind of thing going or it might just be positioning try some slight adjustments. If all else fails go with 1:50
this just means you are terrible at sex because:
1. even though she was really wet
2. you still couldnt get hard enough to stay in
and/or 3. youre pathetic penis was just too small to begin with
trust me i should know. i used to fuck this jerk who had all 3 of those problems.
it ended the night he said he was too drunk to have sex and masturbated in front of my naked body and then passed out on his cum covered sock.
haha this happened to me with one guy. i was on top and kept slipping off and he kept blaming me like i didn't know what i was doing. but seriously...i tried....he was just smaller than i was used to. i didn;t wanna tell him that though, cuz he WAS good. but it WAS NOT MY FAULT. lmao though this is hilarious
is it, is it in yet?
July 18, 2009 1:50PM
also, i love you.
don't blame us for getting really wet. (:
it happens sometimes.
he's got a 2" incher hard....life sucks for u man
this text reminded me of a guy in college....
i always thought people were exaggerating when they held up their pinkies to describe a guy.
there is no redeeming that. ... We nicknamed him little diddle.
Yes, she's used to bigger guys. Accept that shit. You don't have the biggest dick out there. Chicks FAIL at being in charge of sex, so grab her damn hips and hold her in the right place or stop whining. Believe me, when their eyes roll into the back of their head, they don't give two shits about your size, so figure out how to make that happen or keep crying, because you're gonna get better at which ever one you practice more.
maybe she's loose
2:20 is a fat chick pretending to be a guy
i've had that problem before with smaller guys.
my boyfriend now is very gifted and that's never happened yet. ;)
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
being on top of a small penis takes talent :[
dang thats sad i had a kid and im not loose lol altho my man is pretty good sized lol
If you're getting it, you're getting it. Quit bitching and let her have it for fuck's sake.
Translation of this text: I have a extremely small penis
I've had that happen before, it was a skinny bitch too
oh noo, do guys really think that? that's totally not it, she was just wet and a little too enthusiastic :) can't hate.
flip her over and tie her down. its always fun when ropes are involved
Ahhh I blame the tiny dick, but you have to work with what you've got, so try some better positions. FYL, by the way.
7:12 i think i just got really wet ready that...
1:42, don't try to blame this on the girl. if she's used to bigger guys, she's used to being able to bounce up and down with longer strokes. not her fault if he's small.
agreed! and be happy that she even was enthusiastic about your small penis.
yo whats with 1:04 2 spots above?
this used to happen to me
then i met bob
i never slip out of bob
I guess you just have a tiny dick and she sucks at being on top.
or... you have a tiny dick
that6 just means she's bad at being on top
4 06 number two has a small dick for sure too
I had this problem with one guy I was seeing. Every time I started getting real into it when i was on top it slipped out. it was legit no bigger than 4 inches... its only ever happened to me like 2 or 3 other times & thats cuz i was super wet... i'm guessing in this case its the small dick
SOMETIMES I POOP MY PANTS IN CHURCH IS THAT A SIN
hahah dude. its because you have a teeny weenie.
she's used to using her legs and hips a lot more.
and you make it so its like a bunny hop, so she slips. "like, alot."
I'm voting for inexperience on the girl's part.
I love you 7:12 and 4:06!
im surprised no ones brought up the "hot dog down a hallway" analogy as a possible reason the girl keeps sliding off.
true, 3:50, but i still think this guy had a tiny schlong.
stick it in her arse
get a bigger package, buddy