I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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Fuck off, 7:24, and take your damn religious bullshit with you.
why are so many people putting 'good night'?? someone stole the dudes bong! BAD NIGHT!
5:56, relax. Thankfully most of us have not needed to contact 911, via phone or text.
so glad this was in MI
9:17, it's been used in countless acts before dave chappelle. you're an idiot. you really think those 7 words have never been used in a stand-up before or in general. seriously, you're the one doing coke
7:24 why would he need to meet your Mexican friend?
texting 911 works in nebraska. ya woulda been fucked.
So, my guess on the cocaine guy is that he submitted that line to TFLN only to have it rejected, so now he is getting his sad form of revenge by tormenting all of us with blanket posting.
4:40... Your an idioit!!! Ok I understand if it's meth but weed! It's a plant!! It's grown out of the ground!!! And meth isn't so STFU!
"cocaine is a hell of a drug" is also used by Lois griffin in an episode of family guy...
5:56, not everyone is glued to the news channel. it must not be big news everyone because im with a few people in california and none of us has heard about texting 911.
That's surprising. You'd think they'd have that in the system by now. Pretty smart idea.
this is fucking 810?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Unfortunatly you can text 911 in Texas. For situations where silence is key I guess.
i wonder how many cops would go looking for it....
Txt works in part of AL now
someone stole my bong once... ONCE!!!!!!
But stealing is a crime!
9:17.... it's been said well before dave chappelle.... my dad used to joke around with this line in the mid 90s....
A stolen bong is no joke
That's some serious shit dude
...5:53. read 5:37.
the first state to have it was iowa, in waterloo. its in a few states now. way to be up to date.
The person that said Waterloo, IA was first is correct. I live there and its starting to spread to the surrounding counties. I also would be upset enough to text 911 if my damn bong got jacked!
8:57 you're a fuckin genius xD HILARIOUS
I've tried to text 911 that I was too high to get out of bed and get my remote. It apparently doesn't work in Texas. (:
August 26, 2009 2:22AM "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" is from Dave Chappelle. Retard
oh shit, i did the same sort of thing while high one night
texted the pizza hut number asking about the status of my pizzas.
saw the message the next day and lol'd hard
if i was a cop i would jump on that shit IMMEDIATLY. and if i ever lost my bong i would probably cry
I hope you had a spare