I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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