i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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