Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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