i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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