D3 body, D1 cock
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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