you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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