I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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