If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Average dick length is about 5.5", so dividing forty feet by 5.5" - yep. You're sluts.
That's 87.27 dicks! But we can round it up to eightyeight. And THAT'S how he got his name. The end.
You sir (or ma'am) win all my internets!
"My girlfriend sucked 87.27 dicks!!!"
I don't generally support hateful responses to texts on here but Jesus. That's like 80 penises. I'm embarrassed to share a gender with you.
As Santa would say... these bitches are ho ho ho's
Wanted to go with the Christmas theme early....
We'd have also accepted an eggnog joke, well done.
That's a lot of dicks at 4" a dick
I've got bad news for you if you think 4" is an average size....
Now are you talking "actual" length or "supposed" length? I'm just curious, you're sluts regardless...
But if they only fucked black guys then that would only be like 4 guys...
Demfolk90- that was fucking awesome. But now I have to ask, does that also explain the 90? Ha ha
Ha, fair enough. But like Freud said: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
@Demfolk90 - Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!! (RIP, George Carlin)
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to work it out.
Which one is the father? Or do you need Maury?
Must have been some night, you girls are champs
If this text came from china slut doesn't even begin to describe these whores
Depends on how big the penises are cause divide it by two, 20 feet each, 25 guys is a lot but mid twenties .. Looks like they like to party
If all those dicks were laid end to end I wouldn't be surprised.
She said "we" and "us" if there's more than four of them then it would be less than twenty each. If they're in their mid to late twenties than that's not terribly high.
your a slut
Hopefully a mass text to like 80 people who've been with one person each
40 feet? That's it? Lightweights.