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  • Average dick length is about 5.5", so dividing forty feet by 5.5" - yep. You're sluts.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 13, 12 at 11:43am
    • That's 87.27 dicks! But we can round it up to eightyeight. And THAT'S how he got his name. The end.

      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Nov 13, 12 at 2:59pm
  • As Santa would say... these bitches are ho ho ho's

    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 13, 12 at 1:05pm
    • Wanted to go with the Christmas theme early....

      Submitted by ck24 on Nov 13, 12 at 1:10pm
  • I don't generally support hateful responses to texts on here but Jesus. That's like 80 penises. I'm embarrassed to share a gender with you.

    Submitted by AnnonWyo on Nov 13, 12 at 3:00pm
  • That's a lot of dicks at 4" a dick

    Submitted by darkethernaut5 on Nov 13, 12 at 12:16pm
    • I've got bad news for you if you think 4" is an average size....

      Submitted by redbaron2014 on Nov 14, 12 at 8:42am
  • But if they only fucked black guys then that would only be like 4 guys...

    Submitted by planbplus on Nov 13, 12 at 10:37pm
  • I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to work it out.

    Submitted by Mr_Mole on Nov 13, 12 at 11:55am
  • Now are you talking "actual" length or "supposed" length? I'm just curious, you're sluts regardless...

    Submitted by Micholder on Nov 13, 12 at 11:40am
  • Demfolk90- that was fucking awesome. But now I have to ask, does that also explain the 90? Ha ha

    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 13, 12 at 5:55pm
    • Ha, fair enough. But like Freud said: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Nov 13, 12 at 7:30pm
      • @Demfolk90 - Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!! (RIP, George Carlin)

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Dec 31, 12 at 11:10pm
  • Which one is the father? Or do you need Maury?

    Submitted by tennisbunny on Nov 13, 12 at 11:43am
  • Depends on how big the penises are cause divide it by two, 20 feet each, 25 guys is a lot but mid twenties .. Looks like they like to party

    Submitted by ambien_bro on Nov 14, 12 at 12:35am
  • Must have been some night, you girls are champs

    Submitted by dirtytrucker on Nov 15, 12 at 12:15pm
  • If all those dicks were laid end to end I wouldn't be surprised.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 13, 12 at 7:23pm
  • If this text came from china slut doesn't even begin to describe these whores

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 13, 12 at 1:24pm
  • She said "we" and "us" if there's more than four of them then it would be less than twenty each. If they're in their mid to late twenties than that's not terribly high.

    Submitted by OllieWalker on Nov 13, 12 at 4:14pm
  • your a slut

    Submitted by juicyjoc on Nov 13, 12 at 12:55pm
  • Hopefully a mass text to like 80 people who've been with one person each

    Submitted by CaliChris on Nov 14, 12 at 2:18am
  • 40 feet? That's it? Lightweights.

    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Nov 13, 12 at 5:42pm