I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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