Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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