p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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