We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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She fucked on your bed instead.
You mean hit that..
Gotta tell you him she's not cheating? That or she is his daughter...awkward
I don't know whether to say Aw or Ew but I get the feeling both apply